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      I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
      See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
      I'm crying.
       
      Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
      Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
      Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
      I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
      I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
       
      Mister city policeman sitting
      Pretty little policemen in a row.
      See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
      I'm crying, i'm crying.
      I'm crying, i'm crying.
       
      Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
      Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
      Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
      I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
      I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
       
      Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
      If the sun don't come, you get a tan
      From standing in the english rain.
      I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
      I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
       
      Expert textpert choking smokers,
      Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
      See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
      See how they snied.
      I'm crying.
       
      Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
      Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
      Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
      I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
      I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
      Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.